1:04:39sharks only have bite.. bears and cats have claws
1:04:50is a snake just a moving mouth ?
1:04:57we got optimized for interacting with our world
1:05:24We are the gigachads we're the best species God is good we will eat the koalas
1:05:39yep. chickens are more related to Trexes than humans are
1:05:55Descendants, in a way, but there is a direct line to them
1:06:11Guten HAG, Clio. How are you doing?
1:06:15birds aren't just descendants they are literally flying theropods
1:06:16I'm a head! I'm a man! I'm the first mammal to wear pants yeah!
1:06:19they have horrible nail issues
1:06:27I guess you could say horses are a one trick pony!
1:06:36that's how they fall on the cladogram, birds are dinosaurs
1:06:39a horse's primary purpose is to be scared of absolutely EVERYTHING
1:07:05and die of absolutly everything
1:07:12I thought it was to be silly and die randomly
1:07:19I'm at peace! With my lust! I can kill, because in god I trust, yeah!
1:07:33we should've tamed bears instead
1:07:35there is a hillarious amount of conditions that kill horses
1:07:46i mean, how are they no different to the wild bison herds? they migrate, graze, have babies.
1:07:55why did we go for horses and not deer or moose
1:08:02the saying "healthy as a horse" exists because a horse is either very healthy......or dead
1:08:07wait they are? aren't zebras always shown with a herd in those old nat geo docus?
1:08:13than cammal are just desert horse who sell cigarettes on the side
1:08:15no way Zebras are solitary, there's huge herds of em