2:48:11and if you close your eyes :_LFG:
2:48:18wait REM would be Casey Jones
2:48:20a man got arrested for having a potato peeler
2:48:29Elderly Non-Standard Beefeater Shield-Toad
2:48:32Not-quite-drinking-age genetically-modified stealth-operative chelonian
2:48:38you are gonna annoy and nag the bad guys :_cry:
2:48:42You can have a ceremonial knife
2:48:43REM would you join the Foot Clan in TMNT?
2:48:44your weapon would be your british humour
2:48:45a serrated knife most likely
2:48:52factual statements are lethal in uk
2:48:52Golf club, baseball bat or walking stick
2:49:10not even pepper spray, its like the government want the citizens attacked
2:49:15Oi mate you got a loicense for that shell there
2:49:16Just use a hammer, those are legal
2:49:28In ancient China, the law forbid commoners from bearing swords, so they learned to fight with canes, fans, benches, etc.