2:49:29the reason is you're a boy scout
2:49:33A sock with a stick of butter in it
2:49:37everyone knows a motor vehicle is a weapon
2:49:38If I speak I'll get banned from the UK or something idk.
2:49:42the turtles had alot of crossovers over the years the amount of stuff that was given to them is upsurd at times
2:49:49What about that really cool stick at the park?
2:49:57sock filled with rocks that you use like nunchucks
2:49:58A Stanley knife is good if you only cut horizontally
2:49:58just train to run away real fast
2:49:59so they can just cut everyon up
2:50:04hey search up daredevil's lore it get reaaaly dumb
2:50:08just lay down and yell for the police
2:50:10fun fact: in Japan you cannot fightback/defend yourself without being arrested
2:50:15REM would be the comedic relief in TMNT
2:50:19They would genuenly rather you get killed than you carrying itch powder :folded_hands:
2:50:25REM armed with her wooden spoon
2:50:28I think even brass knuckles are illegal :_Wheeze:
2:50:29:_REMMIECry:HELP HELP POLICE
2:50:36you got a loicence for that knuckle sandwich mate?
2:50:37Would not mind your punches, it would be like a light massage
2:50:44That's not good for your arthritis
2:50:50if anyone ever tries to rob you pee yourself and say it got on your wallet
2:50:51Is carrying marmite illegal, or only if carried with the intent to use for self defense?
2:50:53Pepper spray, I just wanted to make it sound dumber
2:50:56Brass Knuckles are illegal in the US too iirc
2:51:01brass knuckles are actually illegal In some parts of America
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2:51:08You got a loisence for that spoon?