2:52:56a keychain weapon huh... so you attach your knife to a keychain and you're good to go :thumbs_up:
2:52:56"just don't defend yourself lol"
2:52:58maybe a nice ballpein hammer?
2:53:00You're too weak to swing melee weapons
2:53:03a 1500000 thousand lumen LED torch
2:53:15No batons? So much for defending yourself by leading a marching band.
2:53:16A magnifying glass to burn them with the sun
2:53:20Pepper spray(fog) is the best choice
2:53:20I can't even comprehend how spray and tasers could ever be banned.
2:53:21When it happen it’s too late
2:53:25What about harsh shampoo that really stings your eyes? Just need to aim carefully
2:53:37I mean, you can always pray for mercy, that's something
2:53:40Buy a knife and say it's part of your religion
2:53:41thats too mean to the criminal. That's why you can't bear spray people
2:53:42hear me out, you grow out your hair really really long and you have a super heavy hair clip at the end
2:53:42if firearms are banned are firelegs legal
2:53:46probably cant use a tonfa either
2:53:53How about a Mean Look? that weapon can be deadly
2:53:58so a rock is illegal too :disappointed_face:
2:53:59just walk around in The Shredder's armor and no one will mess with you
2:53:59wait what about a magic wand
2:54:03go go gadget "debut trailer"
2:54:04Nooo, not the self-awareness :_cry:
2:54:08If the law doesn't mention it it isn't illegal.
2:54:09dont worry though, the person that attacks you will get a light sentence becasue the prisons are all full!
2:54:16you can always use a wrench. or a bowling ball
2:54:21how dare you harm that poor criminal?
2:54:21Just say no, they legally cannot hurt you without consent
2:54:28apparently, they want you to learn how to use rasengan