3:20:36"hey can you crack me-- i mean crack my back really quick"
3:20:57Sounds like an approaching 130 year old back
3:21:13next life bro heres the crazy reality. 0% pain bodies 100% pleasure. your gonna miss your bad back frfr
3:21:16crunchy like a piece of bacon:_NetherCute:
3:21:21Being cracked like a glow stick would fix me. Probably.
3:21:30this long pull of white taffy all shriveled
3:21:35I hate back massages, they tickle me
3:21:48human perk only LMFAOOOOOOOO
3:21:54:_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh:
3:22:01:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
3:22:01:_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh:
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3:22:10i died when I heard you say "white taffy":_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh::_ZannyLaugh:
3:22:12Tbh I would give so much banana bread for someone to crack my neck tbh
3:22:17:face-purple-smiling-tears::face-purple-smiling-tears:
3:22:17But are you sea salt or caramel flavored taffy?
3:22:25yes. i see no lies in that statement :_NetherCute:
3:22:35i find it funny when all humans talk their smach about carrying people around for free