2:55:13santa was drunk on milk that night
2:55:16well played mom :_MaliceMustache:
2:55:17:_MaliceMustache: Santa didn't watch Cardcaptor Sakura this season, please understand
2:55:21Santa ain't got Chinese billionaire money Malice
2:55:26Young Malice can already deduce everything
2:55:31:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
2:55:35Santa would have had the elves work overtime to make the correct wand
2:55:38it was :sparkles:Christmas Magic:sparkles:
2:55:45the autism is working at full speed
2:55:48working it out in her head like Detective Conan
2:55:50yeah no way the government does anything quickly
2:55:52"Santa's too busy to watch every anime episode, honey"
2:55:54:_MaliceYandere: My supreme intellect figured out this mystery already
2:55:56I just caught my pops placing gifts ngl
2:56:04Magical girl wand...... "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down" moment.
2:56:24Santa Slav... I mean helpers were a bit lazy
2:56:32:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
2:56:32:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
2:56:39the "how convenient" sentiment
2:57:17Which magical wand was it that you want, Malice?
2:57:18:_MaliceHeart::_MaliceHeart::_MaliceHeart:
2:57:18"this Santa guy has a lot of explaining to do"
2:57:20:_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush:
2:57:24i was smart enough not to tell my parents anything so i could keep asking santa for gifts
2:57:25:_MaliceSparkle::_MaliceSparkle: ohh hello there
2:57:25:_MaliceHeart::_MaliceHeart::_MaliceHeart:
2:57:25:_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush: