2:58:36IRL you would just bleach/color it, but, well
2:58:45the sock has fused with the bed
2:58:52if he comes home and finds you resting he's going to lose his mind
2:59:07Just be honest with him. That is the foundation of a healthy relationship
2:59:09EMBER im scared:_emberCoffee::_emberCoffee:
2:59:24time to convince him grey is in fashion now
2:59:33Gotta wait by the door like a dog
2:59:39He can't complain if he dead:_emberStare:
2:59:52meet him at the door wearing your cosplay
3:00:09He’s going to beat you up real bad. I know. That’s what my wife does to me when I mess up the laundry :basket:
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3:00:18Phase Waifu? I want a refund
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3:00:31Okay we did good:_emberPat::_emberPat:
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3:00:55He really just said he's leaving you at home
3:01:00:face-red-heart-shape:husband kyaa
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