20:22Why must I listen to the counsel of e mere grand vizier?
20:26Let them eat doner kebab!
20:26What is your relation with Vlad Tepes
20:27tax them more before they starve
20:29The peasants sure are revolting
20:30send them to the mines to gather resources
20:30Give them one ounce of water each. That should do it.
20:30how could my scheming eunuch plan anything against me? I trust you completely
20:31Sentence the grand vizier to more work, like solving the drought
20:36let them eat falafel
20:37uhhhh dont the sea has a lot of water
20:39ask the sultan if he likes swing
20:40if they have no water let them drink wine ohohoho
20:41Why do you have a shrine to Jafar in your quarters, saying you'll do it for him?
20:44i think they need some bread and games
20:46can't they simply eat less?
20:53Let the peasants eat cake
20:54Can I get a copy of that list? maybe FexEx it :memo::thinking_face:
21:09I desire more elephants, perhaps some that can do funny tricks
21:17How about we mix some sand into the wheat, would increase our stockpile by up to 3 times
21:26what would the penalty be for violating this law?
21:27yes, that way we could remove it from the statistics
21:28conscript the starving peasants into the imperial ha rem and let them stream for money. two birds one stone. manage it well and you can embezzle one third. fair?
21:29Wonderful idea Grand Vizier Lumi
21:31brilliant idea vizier
21:34Out law HUNGER??? what of the FOOD THEN???
21:36Brilliant! Perhaps we can even make them eat the sand instead
21:37what a modest proposal
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