26:05So the way of the house husband
26:11The Ways of the Househusband should be a perfect watch on netflix for ya
26:12How many dirty dishes are in the sink rn
26:19you can be the husband, we would even wear maid dress if you want to :_urukaKEK:
26:21what if your husband earns much more money
26:25You can just say you don't want to do the dishes
26:45:_urukaShock::_urukaShock:
26:51or you could just take his money
26:54surely you'd be good at it
26:57What if his job is something that you don't like
26:58His job is to make the money, yours is to spend it
27:05And suddenly, the husband applications start doubling
27:06ew mold ?:_urukaShock:
27:13its called a joint bank account
27:15is that what that smell is?
27:17Like, idk, he's in the Army or something
27:20uruka shows up to work - "okay boss i am replacing [insert name]" lol
27:22u know dishwashers can completely clean the dishes right uruka ur making sure to handwash them after right???
27:25"look at me" :bear: "I am the job now:_urukaLightstick:"
27:31What if he's a professional Skydiver
27:35we're assuming it's a guy
27:36what if he was the president or something
27:42:face-green-smiling:
27:43what if he's in the navy?
27:44:_urukaUoh::_urukaUoh::_urukaUoh:
27:45what if he's a spy?!
27:51Does it have to b a guy
27:52sorry army dudes, dreams' over
27:52"is there mold" not everyone in phase is pippa lmao