23:16Grand Vazir! take away the food? what do i look like a PurpleAlienTyrant who wears a glove with rainbow stone jewelry! baahk! Come up with a new plan:pouting_face:
23:22Why do you have a Jafar cosplay in your quarters?
23:28We need to acquire Awawaland Land and their vast fortune and capture their Leader Jelly Hoshiumi. Next we shall feed them Fish.
23:29present your ambition. I have suspicions
23:35:thinking_face::thinking_face::thinking_face::thinking_face::thinking_face::thinking_face:
23:42conscript women to become stand-up comedians
23:49alright, calm down wormtongue
23:52tell me, vizier. What is your ambition?
23:54Gasp. You would never be a poisoner, right vizier?
23:55Do you know what ambition leads to? Being overgrown?
23:57You would never poison us, would you vizier?
23:57untrustworthy women!
24:06I hear that's how they grow more powerful than you can possibly imagine
24:08Apparently the beef is plentiful and inexpensive in Awawawaland.
24:23If im the sultan then where is my harem? why am i maidenless? :loudly_crying_face:
24:33Nono, send the 5th child
24:36How high should we tax the dhimmi? 90% 120%? 500%? What would Jesus have done?
24:36No, you will lead the expedition Vizier
24:39Can you lead it? Taking care of the army sounds like a lot of work
24:40Nah, you can. And round up whatever conscripts you can.
24:43you dont wanna join the warcamp?