5:04:32They throw away leftover food that has yet to spoil
5:04:33Ember's a stay at Maple type wife
5:04:35gotta raise those kids to grind for you
5:04:41My biggest red flag SHOULD be 'lives in a different timezone', I've been taught the lesson enough times, but I outright refuse to learn it.
5:04:41perfect time to become pregnant again
5:04:46Ember instantly transforming into an absent parent with a Maple addiction
5:04:54at least you understand yourself:_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh:
5:04:57those levels won't grind themselves
5:04:57Just hang the baby by the chest and you can grind. You're shrimping anway
5:05:01"gift" in the German meaning: poison
5:05:01She'll be awake anyways, that's great, no?
5:05:01im 99% sure there is a guy out there forced to pick the kids up from soccer, cuz wife wants to maple
5:05:03would intimate time happen between maplestory or during'
5:05:10just strap the baby to a boob while you grind
5:05:11Ember jokes about this but there's at least one dad who is like that right now
5:05:11that means you can be a SAH mom!
5:05:39all spousal duties would happen during the downtime of selling stuff in the FM lmao
5:05:39Commitment issues? I play maple
5:05:43the dedication you need to get to level 70 is unreal
5:05:46maplers are the most oppressed class fr fr
5:05:48at that point I would rather code a bot to do the grind :_emberLaugh:
5:05:58At least you have your priorities straight
5:06:12the mario kart never happens
5:06:19not now son, I gotta ks these n00bs
5:06:26the plastic film cover is still intact....
5:06:33is it bad that my first thought is 'you'd have more fun with Mario Kart'?