3:53:14Dizzy mooncake merch incoming?
3:53:32a finance channel joked it as the new MBS, but mooncake instead of mortgage
3:53:42Get on coffee vouchers for Phase
3:53:43So nobody actually likes them?
3:53:51They’re nice once in a while
3:54:09Duriat moon cake:drooling_face:
3:54:18There seems to be a super variation over what is and isn't a mooncake. I've had several presents of them from China and they all tasted really different
3:54:21surely there's a healthy mooncake
3:54:36If you can’t eat your calories: drink them
3:54:40Wait what? Oh, for like more even distribution?
3:54:50dizzy you need to embrace the boyslop, just fried ground beef, a spoon, and some seasonings
3:54:53a moonpie is not a healthy alternative
3:54:59 dizzy trying to get lore accurate irl body to model:face-blue-smiling:
3:55:01Saturated carbs, enriched protein, and free-trade peace fat, got it.
3:55:09all those rice and noodle don't help
3:55:24But basmati rice is more similar to brown rice
3:55:29if you eat tons of rice you also have potential arsenic issues
3:55:33to be fair, humanity is basically carb eaters