49:38We all want the old valve back
49:38Did you know we don't have the technology to make these anymore:_gigihappy::_gigihappy:
49:39Al the devs died from neurotoxin
49:39Now you would get a voice telling you what to do every 5 seconds
49:39modern audience can't into games
49:39Zelda still follows the old ways
49:39When it was stated babies first game, we weren’t joking
49:41Like Classic Maple Story
49:41they make games like this still...
49:44how would they make a Portal 2 this is already so good:_gigiehe:
49:45Mario games do a pretty good job at this actually
49:45there is no WOW effect at that moment
49:46:_gigihappy::_gigihappy::_gigihappy:
49:48the knowledge was lost to the ages
49:48That’s what my uncle told me
49:48Portal 3 was destroyed in a causality-destroying steam explosion.
49:50:_gigihappy::_gigihappy::_gigihappy:
49:50send portal to a modern dev and tell him to find the yellow paint
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49:51Game design went downhill once they stopped using punch cards.
49:51no HL3, no Portal 3, no Dota 3... Valve can count up to 2
49:54Where is my gamer paint
49:55who needs tutorial levels when the game can just toss you in and assume you know everything or will look it up online
49:56That's why everything has yellow paint now.
49:58:_gigihappy::_gigihappy::_gigihappy:
49:58You just need months of playtesting
49:59Oh wait, it does exist…!? Dang……. I have no words…….