24:46"of course it is" lmaoo
24:47wasting thousands of dollars to breed a race horse just to troll the commentator :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
24:50:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
24:51Props to the announcer for keeping his Cool
24:56The announcer is cooked, his wife knows :folded_hands::skull:
24:56my schizophrenia flared up from that
24:56Desk takes -3 HP damage
24:56:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
25:01:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
25:02evening, Malice~:_MaliceMustache::_MalicePeek:
25:12THE WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING straight into THE WIFE DOESNT KNOW destroyed me
25:18Where is: Does she know?
25:25:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
25:29I'm all for these crazy names lol
25:38:_MaliceLemote::_MaliceEthan::_MaliceLemote:
25:42I'm glad this is how the horse naming convention function so we get moments like this
25:42I hope they keep it up
25:57Spiderman meme but opposites
26:00crazier name = more carrot donations
26:07Because no two horses can have the same name, and so many have been used already, so they have to keep coming up with crazier word combos
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26:08certified yandere horse
26:14ofc the wife knows everything is Goldship you pick the one who dropkicks the trainer
26:15naming horses liek this ahs been a thing since...the 1800s? lol
26:15:face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape:
26:17his day is ruin and his disappointment is unmeasurable:_MaliceMustache:
26:18There's a horse named after a horse that was made up for umamusume
26:43Naming horses is an art form
27:06found a horse named called "lookins not a felony"
27:16so did horse Goku ever beat horse Superman:_MaliceThink: