25:49I mean... you ain't wrong
25:50more apple juice for me
25:50alcohol is disgusting, no thanks:_BURP:
25:57Isn’t that tanning oil?
26:04I wish I could say I hadn't seen the sun this summer:_Tired:
26:05Unfortunately Vampires dont tan they just cook
26:06shes a 10 but she has the pallete of a picky toddler
26:17:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
26:20Imagine the tanlines:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
26:26Facts! I mean you're not wrong :D
26:27:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
26:43spf 5000 makes you a fuckin mirror
26:46I mean… i Can see it
26:50we need to lock you out of your apartment and let you slow cook in the sun for a day or two
26:53Sinthya basting:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
26:54girl if i open my curtains the mosquitos will suck me dry
26:55we're part vampire just take our sweat and mix it with sunscreen and you'll be fine, they did it in What We Do in the Shadows :_LUL:
27:07ough.... I need the dodent to be tanned now...
27:09:face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape:
27:16GIVE ME TANLINES OR GIVE ME DEATH
27:26my phone is at 67% battery
27:26there's ants inside too
27:33and roaming packs of wild boars
27:34the beach episode :speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head::speaking_head:
27:35Mmmmmm slow cook Sinny :_Pray:
27:38tummy uooooogh:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
27:43Sinny tummy:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
27:44tummy.... Drools a lot....
27:48sinnytummy:_Love::_Love::_Love::_Love:
27:50Pale tummy... drools violently:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge:
27:51uooooh Sinthya tummy:_Dedge:
27:51At 5000 SPF you'd just be a walking lens flare
27:52Tummeh:_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge::_Dedge: