26:09:_lumiDead::_lumiDead::_lumiDead:
26:09Surely there must be an elixir for additional stamina in our palace somewhere
26:10They kept stealing the good parts of my food
26:10you can take his place
26:14Guess what Grand Vizier, you have been promoted to royal food taster
26:15Did you have anything to do with him dying?
26:16Why are you calling me Sultan when I am obviously Sulpale?
26:17WHO TRIED TO POISON ME!!
26:23give him a medal for a job well done!:_lumiCheer:
26:26He needs a replacement
26:30please inform dizzy dokuro shall be promoted to food taster
26:39It seems that due to your apatite Vizier, our food is nearly all gone. Please stop eating so much.
26:39all the more tongue to absorb the poison then
26:41who needs a food taster anyway and the budget is tight as you said
26:45Good thing taste is not a prerequisite for the position
26:45Did you have anything to do with the taster's demise?
26:47The luxurious color of an ancient McDonalds heat lamp
26:51Are you immune to poison though?
27:00why are using silver spoons anyway plastic is better tasting
27:02she put the snake there:_lumiRage::_lumiRage:
27:02i hear Jafar is a much better viser, i think he should replace you
27:10No taste buds?! You order peking duck and extravagant puddings to your room every evening!
27:12Very good, thank you Jafar
27:13in that case you can just eat gruel and I will take your food
27:17I sense I am looking upon a snake right now
27:19food taster is a misnomer, you're actually there to test for poison. start licking the food please
27:20I don't remember calling you most trusted
27:20Wasn’t the snake your pet?
27:22scheming eunuch lumi
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27:23Oh so now you DO want to be the poison tester
27:25send the bastards 2 the mines
27:29find a peasant to taste the food so they wont starve, two birds one stone amirite