14:07coach told me stretching makes me weak
14:08he said no pain no gain
14:10The lion does not concern himself with warmups/stretches
14:10the coach is usually taking pulls from his 1L "water" bottle
14:11No, he just says we'll get our stretching on the field.
14:17yes. tearing is how muscles grow
14:18:_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR:
14:19Stretching is for cheerleaders
14:21That’s how they get bigger, by tearing
14:23Coach says leave the stretching to the cheerleaders
14:30:_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR:
14:34coach don't even know what stretches are
14:35gives me an excuse to play games
14:36i thought chicks dig injuries
14:39what if I get flames on the crutches?
14:41:_runieLMAO::_runieLMAO:
14:42They call me Tiny Tim
14:42Miss Runie speaks only facts
14:44what if I already have a scholarship to my first choice
14:45coach says only the weak get hurt and those don't deserve to be on the team
14:49well obviously if I was in crutches I'd need to stretch
14:53:face-red-heart-shape:
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14:54all the girls love when you're in crutches
14:57God I love the Normie queen man
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15:04Ah that feels refreshing :_runieIDOL:
15:09:_runieENERU::_runieENERU:
15:10uhhh :_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR:
15:10oh no she's gonna hit us with a mallet
15:12Ok fine, I guess I can stretch. But aren't cold stretches bad?
15:13Oh this is gonna hurt
15:15you're gonna beat me:_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR::_runieFEAR:
15:15Remember to warm up before stretches btw