25:33Female gooner brain
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25:36all new ufc is grappling and hugging
25:44the council has decided you are a proud member of the boys club
25:48fujoshi watching ufc wondering which is uke and which is seme
25:49Mari craves violence!
25:52yeah ufc has a lot of grappling that gets kind of boring
25:53sometimes a fella just wants to be held
25:53hey mari, just wanted to say that you're so cool
25:54ufc is yaoi for straight men
25:54Mari craves bloodshed
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25:55sweatin all up on each other ....
25:57:face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling:
26:00Jujitsu uuuuoohh :flushed_face:
26:01a lot of sports used to be better 20+ years ago and then they got dumbed down
26:01Reducing a combat sport to points means people will play for points.
26:01okay serious question: if you're in an ufc fight and you kiss the opponent is that a rule violation
26:03They just love each other very much
26:04because getting elbowed/kneed in the head by world class fighters hurts
26:05Khamzat matches especially there's a lot of mat humping.
26:19that sounds disgusting
26:23Cant i not hug and bleed on bro
26:26It happens in boxing too
26:26sometimes thats the strat
26:26fighting for a submission that never happens
26:27romantically bleeding with your bro
26:28closest thing to irl battle shonen
26:31theyre always rubbing their their faces against each other
26:32What do you think they whisper
26:37Chimaev vs Strickland was basically a humpfest
26:40I always wonder when they are going to finally kiss
26:42Heated Rivalry UFC Edition