28:36Santa is a perrrrrvert
28:41Santa runs the ring doorbell company and uses that
28:44:_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush:
28:44more like greatest voyeur
28:45got his elves on the shelves and hidden cameras
28:45yeah i mean.... maybe rephrase that one, malice lol
28:49Maybe the elves r the spies
28:50he may be more sus than we thought
28:51:_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush:
28:56santa is middle age's NSA
28:56He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake :face-orange-biting-nails:
29:04Maybe the cameras r i. The presents
29:07santa is the greatest ninja. no one's ever seen him and sneaks into every house in 1 night
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29:20the cameras have been outsourced to the "elf on a shelf" things
29:22sharp ears?! :_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush:
29:25children stories take a different meaning when you grow up
29:30Is tgat why so many vtubers gmhave elf ears but arent elves
29:32and mall santas, when they're not too drunk/high
29:33:_MaliceThink::_MaliceThink::_MaliceThink:
29:37:baguette_bread::baguette_bread::baguette_bread:
29:41northern elves :_MaliceYandere:
29:46B-but you have sharp ears my lady
30:07suuuure:_MaliceSmug:
30:08sleepy worked for santa!!!!!!
30:09nah, i mean the outsourcing of spying on children. the elf on a shelf, and the mall santas are the outsourcing
30:13Honorary elf :_MaliceThumbsup:
30:17are those Vampire Ears then?? :_MaliceThink::_MaliceThink::_MaliceThink:
30:29there's a certain elf queen who is closely tied to you:_MaliceBlush:
30:33:face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape:
30:38betrayer like Illidan?
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