22:00can you sing Thick of It
22:04how, you're like 3 sips in
22:08bro is NOT drunk on 3 sips of Hooch
22:08what are we drinking?
22:13i like how you're swerving in and out of lanes
22:13always can sing it at your next concert
22:15Hi hiii REM,safe driving!
22:16i asked REM to sing Thick of It and then she moved
22:22rem, you're so drunk you're speaking to imaginary voices in your head
22:26:light_blue_heart::automobile::light_blue_heart:
22:30Oi, REM, have you got your Booster Seat? You're up high in the view today!
22:32yah do need to snack a bit ya
22:35want us to have the ambulance on stand by lol
22:444PM is more dinner time than lunch
22:45REMinder: she had an ambulance called after drinking a beer before
22:54i would, but you still have it on you
23:06:_Clown::_Clown::_Clown:
23:09what is a "hooch"???
23:18:_lightstick::_lightstick:
23:20gay people can't drive.
23:21vodka's giving you temporary russian genes which obviously makes you drive "better"
23:21my food just flew out the window wtf REM!?
23:21do you brownbag it like a true american?
23:25Depends on how much alcohol you give the dog
23:26American roads aren't exactly flat either.