19:40just like in alien 1!
19:44that's just called pregnancy
19:48mari has a parasite baby
19:56Took pity since it's your birthday
19:58damn mari's gonna die? i just learned about here
19:59the chestburst scene in Alien still haunts me fr..
20:01nah, diet coke ain't that strong
20:03lmao diet coke saves the princess
20:06the parasite wasn't prepared for Diet Coke
20:09what if it develops a taste for diet coke?
20:12Diet Coke is healthy
20:16it probably loves diet coke
20:16isn't your stomach acidic anyways??
20:20it was only trained to handle regular Coke
20:21Diet Cokes can kill the Aliens
20:22eat a bunch of spicy food and smoke him out
20:24ive been thinking about that headline since seeing that
20:30I wouldn't think it to be the acid as much as the aspartame being poison to it.
20:31if diet coke is good enough for the president, it's good enough for mari
20:34Awe and happy belated birthday
20:39did your friends help you
20:42well that's good at least
20:53We went from brain worms to gut worms
20:53doctor prescribes 1.5 litres of diet coke a day... the health potion theories are true