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1:02:05you will learn about zeus's law kronii, its the reason
1:02:06:_kromegalol::_kromegalol::_kromegalol:
1:02:06LISTEN THE GREEKS WERE NOT THE GREATEST STORY TELLERS
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1:02:08Bad Ends seem to be far more common IRL :man_shrugging:
1:02:09:_kromegalol::_kromegalol::_kromegalol:Kronii…
1:02:09I mean teenagers DO tend to make bad decisions
1:02:09I mean, it was supposed to be a gift for safe passage home
1:02:09Yeah, the only normal person in that story was his older brother
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1:02:09But Kronii it's giant wooden pony thoo
1:02:10:_kromegalol:crashing out huh
1:02:11History written by the victors: we awesome, they dumb
1:02:12:_kromegalol::_kromegalol::_kromegalol:
1:02:14It was a different time before
1:02:14humans have always been dumb
1:02:15I wouldn't check if it's a giant wooden gold ship
1:02:15they wouldnt have a reason to suspect it as a gift lmao
1:02:15Kronii crashing out:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1:02:15You know what they say about Greeks bearing gifts, if only someone told them