32:26guns can solve most problems in life
32:44honestly if you run naked at your mugger they might bail
32:50What if we got hugged instead of mugged :(
32:59honestly valid. go beast mode
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32:59hello im the weirdo
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33:07bro you getting stabbed fr
33:12they back off when you are more insane than them
33:12REM... you're armed in this situation.
33:13REM having a normal one in the streets
33:13Wet yourself violently?
33:19I think you will be fine, coz u already insane
33:20won't that make them think you're freinds
33:20assert your dominance
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33:29REM my twitter feed is suddenly full of your old posts again so that's fun to see
33:33i would show em rem's streams
33:41so you're saying we should have a freak-off
33:53Start yapping about vtubers to them
33:57They will give you money
34:32The taxi driver looking at me in horror as you repeat the spoon story on full volume
34:33it makes me sad that I've heard that suggestion so many times
34:34if you feel unsafe in a taxi or a dark alley, play a REM video, then the potential mugger will know your are not worth it
34:37Thanks, I feel a lot more safe now
34:38Huh, who knew yandere could help
34:38is the accent necessary
34:54“Oh god they’re boyfriend is British”
34:58tell them "my name is rem kanashibari and I have a dream"
34:58"yeah I'm on my way home, meet you there The Toucher"
35:44im sorry you're WHAT
35:44saving this for the future am NOT risking it