20:51my liege what are our defenses if vikings were to invade
21:05@HaarkenTheWorldclaimer :_nityaSmart:
21:06I had already worked half my life at the age of 5
21:06My lady, I can't pay the taxes because some purple creatures are stealing our harvest of peanut flips, please send some soldiers to protect the fields
21:16Unfair? :_nityaScared:
21:20very scientific my liege
21:20Guards arrest that sam!
21:2417 years in the dungeon
21:28a third part of life expectancy serving the crown and tail? how generous
21:28I have no coin to give you my liege, I only have cake
21:33:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
21:36My liege, the taxes are very fair indeed
21:41Sire, my humblest apologies. But my strenght has faded from my lack of bread sustenance ;-;
21:44ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
21:46helooo:_nityaCheer::_nityaCheer: forgive me my liege for i am late to the audience:_nityaScared:, how do you do fellow citizens of the swamp lands ?
21:50but i'm broke m'lord
21:59PAY YOUR TITHE, PEASANTS!:face-orange-frowning:
22:04Your heiny, Zamara appears to have removed my head and returned me to you. Hello.
22:10How dare they criticize my lords taxes!
22:14My liege, your royal alchemist Sammieh here. We found a way to create GREEN MELK, but the process will polute peasant Sammiehs water. Should we do it?
22:15Your majesty, this lowly grey will serve as you wish
22:18Old ladies are the solution to everything
22:21:face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape::face-red-heart-shape:
22:22but the local old ladys people couldnt even grow potatoes reliably
22:23hello your smallness here is my tax payment
22:30but me lord i hath no way of paying, my 6 children didnt survive the winter
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22:33my lords, the crops are destroyed by the bugs
22:36get bread get bread get bread
22:40That's a hell of a tax payment chatter
22:41confer thine nearest bakery