11:07snail trail never lied nerd
11:08you reek like a wet dog wth
11:10Your side of the armrest please
11:11Would you like some gum?
11:12Alaskan Airlines Flight 6 7
11:14airport security please
11:15why is the robot voice british
11:19im hitting the flight attendant button rapidly
11:20you are hangin over the seat rest
11:20did you bring fish with you?
11:22oh God, I can already taste the bile
11:23All Nippon 1234 to LA Ground: We have a passenger in the cabin who is acting irrationally and threatening people with an umbrella. Request return to gate and police meet us there..
11:28Harassment! I'm calling the stewards!
11:29shes reading rizz tips
11:34:face-orange-raised-eyebrow::face-orange-raised-eyebrow:
11:36Damnit, I got that backwards
11:37Get away from me you smell like raw onions
11:39never pull out, watashia
11:42LMAO WHO????? GET OUT OF THE SEAT GANG:skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones:
11:49This amazing digital flight
11:52so desu ne:face-blue-smiling:
11:52Sir, please, this is a 14 hour flight, don't blow your load in 3 seconds
11:53"Tips and Tricks To Pick Up Cute Jellyfish"
11:55why did security let that through