15:11:_dizComfy::_dizComfy::_dizComfy:
15:12You have to find the Canadian equivalent to a seal
15:13recite the bible in chinese if no
15:15We'll call Liam Neeson
15:20what number for if we wanted to get kidnapped
15:22Headpats :face-red-heart-shape:
15:221K in 15 min is pretty cool :_dizComfy:
15:23Where are you going to find a navy seal
15:27Ask him to blink in code if he's a hostage
15:28Maybe it's so you don't talk about it?
15:28It DOES kinda ruin the existential mood, huh.
15:31I am a simple Hombre. I see girl cry on stream, I work my charms and make her smile.
15:34Now give her a uppercut with $1000
15:40got an alternate existential crisis instead
15:41Alive and pissing his pants