26:08:_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush:
26:11Yes my liege, thy tavern wenches are foul indeed
26:12:_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush:
26:13our lord is creating a dynasty of estranged younglings
26:14The economy isn't good enough to be tipping
26:17from the gecko? :lizard:
26:17Could you not ask them first before going to war?
26:19My leige, the winter seasons were dangerous this year. the village had to sell many children. Here are the taxes we managed to scrape together.
26:19:_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush::_nityaBlush:
26:20milord wants mediterranean maiden i see
26:21I Crusaded your Kingdom, please respond :_nityaCry:
26:26my Liege, you might entice a paramour with your impressively GIRTHY tail :_nityaBonk:
26:29:_nityaLul::_nityaLul::_nityaLul::_nityaLul::_nityaLul:
26:39looking mighty cute today, m'lord
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26:40hello bucket head croc
26:45:_nityaScared::_nityaScared:
26:48:_nityaCry::_nityaCry::_nityaCry:
26:49life expectancy is rough
26:50:_nityaLul::_nityaLul::_nityaLul:
26:52:_nityaCry::_nityaCry::_nityaCry:
26:52Wait. If you are 19 what are we?
26:54Im already dead. :_nityaCry::_nityaCry:
26:54yeah but that's for poor people, not you
26:54:_nityaLul::_nityaLul::_nityaLul:
26:55Just dont stub your toe :_nityaScared::_nityaScared:
26:56nah as long as you make it past like 5 youre all good
26:58Nah you're in your prime :_nityaLul:
26:5819 is nearing the end my liege
26:59i've heard the house of evermore's got a well endowed dog maid! maybe you could barter with them to maybe have said maid in your possession ?