21:44yup and their skull is not full
21:52why were they swinging the baby around like a demolition ball?
21:54yep you gotta be careful how much pressure you put on the head
21:54take the kid. here, catch!
22:02That wont be a fragile kid :_dizCheer:
22:05Eh kids are resilient
22:08my parents used to sling me into the air
22:13the kids love getting tossed
22:20STOP CALLING THE BABY IT
22:21They are toughening the baby by the big leagues
22:21LOL, you were stressing
22:24Babies are pretty tough
22:24despite being soft, babies can be surprisingly resilient too
22:26speaking of WWE what's your opinion on phase wrestling
22:34You have to stress test the baby's build quality.
22:35they got rubber bones
22:36alternatively, you can looksmaxx them while they're young and malleable :_dizMew:
22:46either the kid will be healthy, or there won't be kid:face-fuchsia-tongue-out:
22:46I was pretty much made of rubber when I was a kid, wish I was that durable now
22:55yeah but parents unironically develop ultra instinct reflexes when the baby is born
22:58You're calling the baby "it" like it's a goblin
23:03What kind of wine?:_dizHUH:
23:05Dizzy heavy chested drama:hand-orange-covering-eyes:
23:08man babies love that