14:36:face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes:
14:37Google probably said the limb needed amputated
14:37Well, anything is better than death.
14:38:face-purple-crying::face-purple-crying::face-purple-crying:
14:39does it smell like almonds
14:39Typical Google response...
14:39"The medical care is crap, but hey, at least it's free" - the unofficial motto of Canada
14:40And you believed them :_dizClown:
14:40Unfortunately plausible
14:40:_dizGah::_dizGah::_dizGah:
14:40you got cancer/tumor classic webmd
14:42time to find a new host body
14:42infections are no joke
14:43you dont want that infected, no
14:43:drop_of_blood::drop_of_blood::drop_of_blood::drop_of_blood::drop_of_blood:
14:43Plot twist, doctor prescribed MAID
14:45Trust WebMD to tell you you're dying, pregnant, or with cancer.
14:52You made the right choice, Dizzy
14:53never google illnesses they all say you're gonna die
14:53Google is so dramatic for NO REASON
14:53Canada? Quick? lolno
14:54NO DON'T GO TO CANADA:face-purple-crying:
14:54Clean it :man_shrugging:
14:55never trust Gemini dizzy
14:58when in doubt just go
14:58try using maggots to clean the dead flesh
14:59urgent care exists to send you to the emergency room
14:59The dissonance is crazy