3:12:48I could have got a Chinese wife but I didn't have a yaku
3:12:51:_shiinaLmao::_shiinaLmao::_shiinaLmao:
3:12:53shiina spilling all the secrets
3:12:56tell them youre the god of gamblers
3:12:57So I gotta meet your mom first......
3:12:58If you want my daughter, you have to defeat me in a match of mahjong
3:13:00sounds exactly like my neighbors
3:13:05can you imagine being the daughter
3:13:08welp im out then :_shiinaLmao:
3:13:14Just pull out the graduate degrees and paid off house and car keys, and they'll instantly throw daughters at you
3:13:16Far superior to dating app method.
3:13:18I'm a doctor of medical lawyering
3:13:21I also want to meet your daughter Shiina
3:13:24:_shiinaLmao::_shiinaLmao::_shiinaLmao:
3:13:24Mahjong attracts Phase girls? Well not to brag, but I hold Riichi for Chiitoitsu.
3:13:40her daughter's gotta be in their 30s lmao:face-blue-smiling:
3:13:40thats me. im a dissapointment
3:13:42is it true chinese parents are the last people you can take to see a doctor?
3:13:43:_shiinaPain::_shiinaPain::_shiinaPain::_shiinaPain:
3:13:44usually thats the spoiled one