28:36pillows gone warm no matter what
28:39:_runieSOB::_runieSOB::_runieSOB:
28:40Been talking to both girls lately
28:45All my girlfriends look and sound like each other :_runieYAP:
28:50my eyebags are bigger
28:59i can't seem to get a goth gf no matter what i do
29:11I keep burning my food while cooking
29:14i've been bewitched by an evil woman pls help
29:15lots of demonic laughing
29:15My skin look like dragon scales!
29:16Dating life is not looking good
29:17I can't sleep, I keep dreaming of an evil horse...
29:19Suddenly getting low gas mileage.
29:21yes all of the above
29:23My gym gf made eye contact with me and said ew, is there a spell for that?
29:24I got a sleep paralysis demon goddess :_runieYAP:
29:25that ghost woman wont leave me alone
29:26:_runieLMAO::_runieLMAO::_runieLMAO:
29:26Tree branches keep breaking trying to hit my head.
29:27Nightmares is an everyday now, yeah
29:29I lost my telepathic powers to save a girl last year. Possible relation?
29:29But I do, the curse prevents it
29:35oh okay you're right, i don't need one
29:35I keep finding knives all over the house hidden
29:35I got turned into a bee:_runieIDOL:
29:48bats have been divebombing me
29:53I got cursed with employment yesterday