16:55will you just Static paralyze everyone then?
16:55snorlax can be goalie
17:20If a pokemon is quadruped then by definition it has no hands
18:03Ah, i think I understand....
18:19so they have to look silly when they run around?
18:22horse kicks going for goals from downtown
18:23so no bird pokemon at all
18:54The players do roll on the ground a lot
18:59there might not be a rule against it but that sounds like a bad idea
19:08were you the type to make up playground rules as you went along?
19:11if they dont have like fingers and shit it should be okay
19:17there are no lies only truths
19:20woofbuffet for goalie, it normally reflects everything
19:26imagine playing with a dog and the dog has to obey those rules, bro would look crazy :_rowaSmile:
19:38i feel like Neymar spends most his time rolling and crawling and he's still there
19:58fullbacks are both defenders and attackers, depending on the formation
20:02:_rowaWorry::_rowaWorry::_rowaWorry:
20:08are tails allowed to control the ball , or other non-hand appendages
21:05thought you banned flying?
21:13imagine being lamine yamal and Dragonite is the other teams fullback
21:24we have a vibes based playbook
21:38rowa, were talking pokemon with literal wings, wingspan
21:54can Dialga just stop time before the ball reaches the goal?
22:17can palkia teleport the ball directly into th- okay... :_rowaMoyai:
22:22yes, please teach us Coach
22:38i just woke up, my brain hurts :loudly_crying_face:
23:46not guarded? so No Guard would be perfect
23:48unmarked? in this era? centerbacks get harried all the time these days. you also need to not panic under pressure
24:05can we have a mascot too?
24:33question would falinks count as 1 of 5 people?