2:16:53"pavement princess" is the most horrifying grouping of words ever
2:16:54Hey babe, are you a UAP cuz you lookin out of this world
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2:17:01Something something roadrash
2:17:03hey, so a baby walked into a bar
2:17:03Hey baby, you a Dodge? Because you look like you got 99 problems, and I wanna be number 100
2:17:08I can give you an Oil change? My lap can be pan that catches your fluids?
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2:17:08Is this the normal response to a new outfit?
2:17:10mine just said she would curbstomp me
2:17:12Are you a lifted Jeep? because I want to take you to Walmart and nowhere else
2:17:20Hey baby, are you a Fiat? ‘cause you’re small, unreliable, and everyone warns me about you.
2:17:23hey bb are you a Hellcat? cause you wake up the whole city block at night :_pippaWut:
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2:17:28hey pippa are you a dodge dart? cause it says american but it's made in mexico
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2:17:42I was thinking it was going to be a jeep and taking the top off
2:17:44Hey baby, are you a Porsche 9 11? Because I'll never forget how you hijacked my heart.