1:00:07"Ah yes, this baby is made of baby"
1:00:11He... uhmm... he.. has your eyes...?
1:00:22what if they say "that baby has your eyes/nose/etc?"
1:00:24:_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh:
1:00:28the ugliness on babies is cute ugly
他
1:00:28They had a whole episode about this on Seinfeld lol
1:00:30You call my baby cute imma call you a straight up liar lmao
1:00:32most babies are ugly anyway, it's fine
1:00:37:_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh:bro look my baby it looks ugly as fuck!
1:00:39Congrats mom, you just gave birth to a rat
他
1:00:41"He's ugly as hell but I love the little guy"
1:00:42"Hey check out my little uggo lmao"
1:00:43Be honest, you can find him in a room full of teddy bears.
1:00:45DEFEND YOUR BABY :loudly_crying_face:
1:00:48Your baby look... uhh... unique... O.O
1:00:51i stayed ugly. god bless :folded_hands:
1:00:58ember i can give you my genes so your baby wont be ugly
1:00:58Just got to iron the wrinkles out a bit
1:00:58Ugly babies go in the dumpster. We know the truth
1:01:00i sense some future trauma for ember's baby
1:01:01So how can grown-ups be ugly then?
1:01:03if it's ugly just get started buying magic the gathering cards
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1:01:07what i have learned today is that babies are always ugly and our parents enjoy lying to us:_emberStare::_emberStare:
1:01:21I just realized Ember when you agreed to having an ojisan daughter you basically said you wanted Konata from Lucky Star lmao.
1:01:23It's okay because you're cute
1:01:24a lot of them look Chinese when they come out the oven
1:01:28My cousin was showing off her hellspawn and said "Look at what I popped out of my coochie"