2:03:43That would make it even EASIER to doxx you lol
2:03:45People approach your house to talk about Jesus, and you play the intro to Samurai Jack.
2:03:51They Will think you are a witch or something
2:03:58You'd be the fake out "scary" lady in a kids' Halloween movie who's actually nice :_LMAO:
2:04:02real goals are becoming a local legend
2:04:02"Hi would you like to talk about Je-" LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I AKU, THE MASTER OF DARKNESS
2:04:03Witch’s do work with mold… and plants…
2:04:33with a chicken foot necklace
2:04:50That sounds more like a creepy goth then a witch
2:04:59by then the jax plushies will look like those haunted dolls
2:05:06I feel like Portuguese is a terrible language for that, it's hard to sound ominous and super easy to make is sound like a threat
2:05:07what If someone try to steal your house?
2:05:11The moth ate the tarot cards
2:05:12Yumi’s talents have passed onto you, soon you’ll be making potions and modifying the labrats…
2:05:19Like in a nature documentary: "There she is. The elusive Nova leaving the safety of her natural habitat for food. This is a very rare opportunity to see her, but do not approach. She spooks easily."
2:05:35v4 tarot cards would go hard js
2:05:46:_antonio::_antonio::_wheeze::_wheeze:
2:05:55as long as its not tower:_SUSRAT:
2:06:08don't put any bad juju on us please:_CHAOS:
2:06:12puxa uma carta e diz se a Espanha venceu dotora
2:06:14you can become their problem
2:06:35encheção de linguiça é mais brasileiro do que português
2:06:39honestly, learning opera would be a great option for home safety, someone breaks in and you start singing they WILL be scared, also helps the cryptid thing
2:06:55Death isn't actually a bad card
2:07:02Isn't Tower like the worst card or something
2:07:04"ohhh death, yeah I might need to go get some new rats from the shop..."
2:07:22INHERINTANCE? WHERE IS THE MONEY!