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2:18:19you should look for an older married couple and be the younger woman who takes the husband instead, problem solved
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2:18:23that would scare the shit out of them
2:18:24wow Jelly, don't fumble the bag so soon
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2:18:25:_jellyJoy::_jellyJoy::_jellyJoy: DO NOT lol
2:18:26if you lock him in your basement he can't leave you
2:18:26that's a first date question for sure
2:18:27Hey, do the ask! :_jellyJoy: If he says 'yes', there you go! No second date!
2:18:28First date topics :_jellyJoy:
2:18:28that's kinda brutal :loudly_crying_face:
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2:18:31:_jellyJoy::_jellyJoy::_jellyJoy:
2:18:31You’re just hoping he stepped on that landline geez:_jellyJoy:
2:18:32Neurotic blue girls are so moe :_jellyHeart:
2:18:33will the 25 year old be you?
2:18:33"please sign here and agree to never leave for someone younger" on the first date
2:18:34Expired Foid :_jellyAliceStare:
2:18:35"who the hell starts a conversation like that?"
2:18:36"no i'd totally still love you if you were a worm" :_jellySmug::_jellySmug:
2:18:36you got to have kids to keep the relationship
2:18:37And then you do ghost story voice dub noises
2:18:39but you'll be 40 in 3 years, Jerry:_jellyNotlikethi::_jellyNotlikethi::_jellyNotlikethi::_jellyNotlikethi::_jellyNotlikethi:
2:18:40He's gonna be "I'm too FAT to leave."
2:18:42LOL starting with the bold questions, good way to measure if they're serious :_jellyClueless:
2:18:42Literally Nikki from Obsession lol
2:18:43atleast treat it like a job interview lmao
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