42:55"A day as a Malistocrat" Campaign :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
42:55I do all the time....
42:55if you're drinking water roll to see if you choke on it
42:56Someone stop her lmao
43:01And if you critically fail then something terrible happens
43:05"A day in the life of a Malistocrat" and it's the most killer campaign ever
43:061% to have a good day
43:06Fails at making Malice's tea
43:07Third quest: sweep floor
43:08Roll for a single step trying not to trip
43:11nat 1, you fall on your face, nat 20, you fall on malice
43:12we'll probably get hit by a car
43:12roll to have a salary raise
43:14:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
43:14Roll to be alive:eyes-purple-crying:
43:14Sounds like a nightmare if it is real life lol
43:16:_MaliceMustache: but how would I roll if I didn't eat breakfast this morning?
43:16ROLL A D6 IF YOU FORGOT TO BREATHE OF NOT :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
43:16roll to see if you can successfully send a superchat
43:17it's all going to be critical failures
43:17I had a handle animal roll that went very poorly and resulted in a runaway horse rampage through the market
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43:17reminds me of my first session, it ended up being like Three Stooges act
43:18my cereal :_MaliceCry::_MaliceCry::_MaliceCry:
43:19you have burned breakfast:face-purple-crying:
43:20there's a game that plays like that called everyone is john
43:22lmao, such is the malistocrat life
43:23@karma-kuma3015 bars
43:24:_MaliceBlush::_MaliceBlush:
43:24I roll for a successful mitosis :_MaliceMustache:
43:24if you're drinking water roll to see if you choke on it
43:27its decided by dice how bad or good you did that action
43:27good luck malistocrats o7