22:48If I had to describe my best friend, he looks like a bulkier Mittermeyer while I'm a non-heterochromatic Reuental.
22:49But my female friends have no interest in me!
22:50What if she's already dating someone else? I mean in this scenario I am also dating someone else
22:50what if the best friend is married alrdy
22:52what if she just wants him to orbit her
22:52Women are more interesting to talk to
22:52Why do people think it’s impossible for a guy and a girl to simply be friends?
22:53hime what if they are lesbian
22:54hime projection beam
22:56... So if I have ... female friends ...
22:56Would it be bad to keep her around just to make you jealous?
22:56this sounding like a tech bro podcast
22:56Our parents are friends
22:57Hime are you okay? its not even walpurgis yet to you break down
23:00Im like a big brother to her
23:01what if I grab dinner with my opposite sex best friend WHILE sitting next to my partner?
23:01i have childhood female friend having dinner sometimes for like 30 years tho
23:02today, that can happen.
23:02dump all women except for the one and only
23:04my girl bestfriend is married
23:15Yep, we aren't winning here
23:16Do you keep us around because you're interested in us then? :_HimePien:
23:17:_HimeNLT::_HimeNLT:
23:18hime keeps us around...she likes us :_HimeBitoPlead:
23:19:_HimeNLT::_HimeNLT::_HimeNLT:
23:21We are absolutely cooked chat gg
23:23:_HimeNLT::_HimeNLT:
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