2:47:40Santa is real because when i was little, the kid next door asked santa for a little brother and he got one 9 months later.
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2:48:05They’re just one of his helpers Pippa!
2:48:05Finding where your presents were hidden was the nail in the coffin for me lol
2:48:06body doubles in case of assassin's
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2:48:08Did you pull his beard off like Angelica in The Rugrats?
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2:48:10Mall Santas are his helpers you dork!
2:48:11Pippa "Pattern Recognizer" Pipkin
2:48:11imagine if the power to jurassic quest went down and the electric fences were no longer operating
2:48:12mall santas work for real santa, duh
2:48:12santa cant be superpositioned?
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