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2:48:33:sparkles: Follow me on Twitter https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa :sparkles:
2:48:39:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
2:48:39santa is just part of the cloud
2:48:39Man that's some childhood trauma
2:48:40@JustAnotherGuy1241 I was a very grumpy paws that day.
2:48:41:_pippaWut::_pippaWut::_pippaWut:
2:48:41you got something 'useful' instead, like socks, or some other crap no kid wants
2:48:41guess you just weren't a good girl that year
2:48:41maybe you shouldn't have beat up that kid on the playground
2:48:42santa has to pay what he owes :_pippaFire:
2:48:42I asked for a yellow game boy and got a green one
2:48:44Where were you even gonna keep that thing pippa!?
2:48:44You must have been bad that year:_pippaSmug:
2:48:45Would you like us to mail you one?
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2:48:45If I was Santa I would ask you how you would take care of it.
2:48:47you were on the naughty list pippa...
2:48:47It turns out, dinosaurs are not currently alive
2:48:49You've been on the naughty list for too long to get a trex pippa
2:48:50:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
2:48:54He assessed you were not responsible enough.
2:48:55it just ran away after santa dropped it off
2:48:59Must've been the... uh...:_pippaSUS:
2:48:59Pippa was a Tryanisaur even as a child!!
2:49:01blame your states over regulation on lizard ownership