2:49:31That's not how God works lol
2:49:31"pet" wolf... It would just eat you
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2:49:31How would you feed it? Do you know how much a trex eats per day :_pippaSmug:
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2:49:33Welp, you became the wolf lol
2:49:33Santa: real guy documented in recorded history—fake and gay. Dinosaurs: nothing to off of but speculative modeling—real.
2:49:34no you see he got you the t-rex in the form of fossil fuels
2:49:35You're on the lifetime naughty list for this.
2:49:36God abandoned you after he saw what you did to your drawer
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2:49:37so did a wolf actually show up?
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2:49:38@M-pawsz I don't blame you, it's still a cool toy
2:49:39theres a timeline where the wolf appeared
2:49:39waking up to a wolf and having it eat you sounds like an actual bible story
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2:49:40you only exist to me if you give me things