2:50:30God: Look, Jesus look at this dumbass kid!
2:50:36that what i said, comment scalper!
2:50:38No child of mine is going to do the floss
2:50:45the elf at the mall santa is supposed to tell the parents what you asked for
2:50:47that poor girl is try to have a good time
2:50:52I asked Santa for a KFC Bucket set and he delivered
2:50:53gokart track:fire::fire::fire::fire:
2:50:56Install the mod on the same folder as life.exe
2:51:03Lmao, he's starting to sound like Louis CK
2:51:04dude if you name your kid brantley, you are a bad parent
2:51:11"Silly little Pippa, dinosaurs are already extinct! Hohoho~"
2:51:14God be like: Why do you deserve that?
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2:51:17He's got a good point about this being a performative parenting move
2:51:19Santa saw Jurassic Park and made a choice.
2:51:21God answers all prayers... thankfully, for reasons most don't ever understand, the answer is often, "no."
2:51:22mike is full on hating and im enjoying it