2:16:15ppl that put powdered milk in pasta are my enemy.
2:16:20Another guy sleeping, disgraceful
2:16:34that guy must have been narcoleptic
2:16:52thay made me jump! :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
2:17:06AND NOW THE PEOPLE ARE KEEPING PETS
2:17:15Cliche #11, he didn’t drop the gun
2:17:33I'm now imagining someone actually keeping the xenomorph as a pet
2:17:55:face-orange-biting-nails::face-orange-biting-nails:
2:18:06"Bad xenomorph! No, drop the nice lady. No, don't spit acid at me." *Sprays water bottle at the xenomorph*.
2:18:10I can excuse a dog or two, but a whole alien?! Imagine the mess it’ll make
2:18:16From what I remember, if you take too long here, it can show up and get you.
2:18:19cliche #12, all vehicles to escape are slow as balls
2:18:26Herro? :face_holding_back_tears:
2:18:57but oboi! not in the workplace! what if someone's allergic! I hear aliens can give you diseases!
2:19:10“Billy, if we’re going to get you a xenomorph, you have to promise me you’ll walk it every day”
2:19:51but what if it breeds with another alien! we dont want a while mess
2:19:51Apparently it’s an emotional support animal. I don’t know what to do, Jaded :pensive_face:
2:19:56I'm now remembering that Robot Chicken skit, where Aliens meets Golden Girls
2:20:08your xenomorph, your responsibility billy.
2:20:16You gonna have to trained the xenomorph tho which is not easy
2:20:56"emotional support aliens need a muzzle and their tail bound for safety at all times! its in the rule book people!!!"
2:21:11I want a horror game where the map is like the map from Dora the Explorer
2:21:43It almost happened to me once. Came through a doorway right as the save procedure was finishing.
2:21:56He’s venting again. Obligatory sus comment
2:22:14yeah you gotta make sure there's NOTHING near you when you save