22:24Stupid smart toaster :_dizMadge:
22:26Solar powered toaster
22:29(swims around under the beautiful water)
22:30Soon we will be free like the fish
22:31hey mom there's someone floating in the water,
22:32:_dizPien::_dizPien::_dizPien:
22:32This feels a little personal
他
22:38This toaster has ads!
22:38Why didn't we invest in a portable power bank! ?:_dizGah:
22:40You’re much better, my actual mom is insane.
他
22:44son reflects the parent
22:46Well electroshock therapy might cure those "different sides of ourselves" she was talking about
22:47:_dizPair:It's the only way...:_dizPair:
22:47all she does is scroll instagram
22:47"Hmmm, I wonder if a stingray can fit in this toaster...."
22:51the salt of the ocean will make it extra sparky
23:05(GIGGLES WHILE BEING UNDER WATER)
23:06Mommy I can't watch bluey on this toaster
23:14Regular people aren’t crazy enough
23:20TLC only shows artarded people
23:25I think I can put this flat fish into the tiaster.
23:25Bet the salted water can instantly heal the electrocution, time to test!
23:28:_dizComfy::_dizComfy:Cannon ball
23:30:_dizMew::_dizMew::_dizMew: