44:50she looks like she is about to third wheel so hard in that picture
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44:52Did I roll high enough to show up to the game?
44:54roll to touch grass... fails
44:54Hi stranger, wanna play some dnd?
44:55Ultimately, it's not very fun for a DM to curbstomp the players, so a big part of the challenge of being a DM is making the challenges just hard enough so they *could* result in dire consequences
44:56'All the prep work is the DM's job' is BULL, you need to at least make your own character
44:57that sounds complicated :_MaliceThink:
44:57how can you play if you haven't memorized the 30 campaign notes?
44:59Last time I did that they called the cops
45:00Natural 1. You choke on your 3rd tankard of mead as the mead goes into your trachea and you start to retch. Roll CON for resist gag reflex.
45:03So whats the roll to succeed opening the door :_MaliceThink::_MaliceThink:
45:06Gotta roll for this part, too
45:16Well, you still need to make your own character sheet
45:22and if the door is locked roll sleight of hand with thieves tools:_MaliceThumbsup:
45:27Roll an accuracy check to sit on the toilet
45:29if you're not dm'ing you gotta bring snacks
45:30I roll to dodge the healer's healing spell
45:36I got to see other hoomans?!
45:37:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
45:41while being Inhumane?!
45:42DMs will want to review your character to make sure they fit into their setting and maybe prep some side-quests or storylines for your character
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45:43:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
45:44I just got here from DND being in my algorithm.
45:48@sukiidon nat 1 I drown in the toilet
45:49:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
45:51The door explodes hitting you with shrapnels :_MaliceMustache:
45:52I mean, that's just daily life
45:58Roll to see if you can overcome your anxiety and even sign up for the game
45:59There you go, Malice! You're DMing already!
45:59:_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
46:02Bro that's evil :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
46:08rolled low. dookie plopped on the toilet seat
46:08glad that wikihow will perpetuate the "make the DM do litterally everything" myth
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