3:10:44new idea. wedding party picnic at the public park you reserve for free using walmart paper plates and plastic forks
3:10:46fancy expensive weddings are nothing more than a flex
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3:11:10@cppctek How could you betray Pippa like this? I mean...Paulie?
3:11:10I've been at multiple weddings as the best man it's a happy event that the couple remembers for years (save for the divorce) but you can't be stupid and let yourself get scammed
3:11:1120k and not even married, they got ripped off
3:11:13marry at the courthouse, party at home
3:11:14yeah, save the money and get yourself a ... miata
3:11:16Pippa you're buying vtuber merch.
3:11:21Rather buy Pippa a Miata than have a wedding
3:11:23Happy to pay extra $20 for burger king crowns
3:11:24Pippa be saying all this but then turn into bridezilla for her own wedding
3:11:24:face-blue-smiling:get on the boat!
3:11:27Would rather go to the Bahamas
3:11:27The first wedding I went to had a destination wedding across the country, and then asked everyone "help us with a cash donation" for the wedding registry's only item
3:11:30its Euros but point still stands, she doesnt even have a dress yet either lmao
3:11:30this is why you should elope
3:11:33Ain't no way I'd go on a cruise
3:11:34that's right f em:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
3:11:35The last wedding I went to, they just got a shit ton of pizzas
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3:11:38For the price of the wedding you can BUY a boat
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