4:28:30laser turret to protect the grass
4:28:31it can burn holes in the grass
4:28:32put a sign next to it that says 'your lawn sucks, stop caring so much'
4:28:33yeah, I have neighbors like that:_pippaWut:
4:28:36@theconsultant427 I think it's Raging Chud Cola
4:28:39Pippa doesn't care for property rights
4:28:40TRVTH NVKE THE DEER PISSES ON YOUR LAWN
4:28:41pissing isn't that bad but when they :pile_of_poo: in the doorway
4:28:43damn cats dig hills and shit in my bark mulch. i got plastic spikes then they shit around it. time for phase 2.
4:28:44clearly they enjoy walking in their lawns without shoes
4:28:45my dog pisses on all my neighbors garbage cans
4:28:45they eat the grass, and dont like the piss flavor
4:28:46I guess it does kind of smell if it accumulates
4:28:48What weirds me out are the people I've seen taking their dogs to shit in the cemetery on purpose
4:28:49RC Cola is Canadian, I believe
4:28:49:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
4:28:55I like laying in my grass so that could be a reason
4:28:57What if its a really cool shopping cart
4:28:57RC Cola? A lady of refined taste.
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4:28:57pippa can I live on your lawn?
4:29:00too much puzzle not enough dino
4:29:04I put deer food on your lawn so that deer will piss on your lawn
4:29:04:_pippaExcite::_pippaExcite:
4:29:04:_pippaPog::_pippaPog::_pippaPog:
4:29:05they take a sniff of their grass and go "wait...this grass has been peed on"