3:26:58You don't have to earn gifts, that's kinda the point of a gift.
3:27:01you deserve it and more! :index_pointing_at_the_viewer:
3:27:17just appreciate the birds who chose rage today:_aiaBURN::_aiaWUB:
3:27:24You do deserve it infinity times more Goob :_aiaHEADPAT::_aiaWUB:
3:27:38:_aiaWUB:its because you're a sweet amazing person who is worthy of all this love. Now please reward the snitch:_aiaWUB:
3:27:44Aia you spend approximately 1/6 of your day with Aiadmirers for the last four years. Do you think that's worth nothing? And don't say "I'm just a Goob" or "but I do it for my own enjoyment"
3:27:51Guess what we haven’t known each other for years so you don’t know my typing pattern
3:27:55:_aiaAIADMIRER: No, YoU dO nOt ReCoGnIzE mY tYpInG pAtTeRnS
3:28:09I don't ever type, you'll never figure out how I send messages
3:28:18Good thing my socials are empty.
3:28:19Make sure you drink water or your throat is going to hate you
3:28:20time to adopt homestuck troll typing patterns :zany_face:
3:28:29It was funny. Now quit feeling bad about the joke or you'll make me sad
3:28:38Aia by now you know that the occasion is "because birbies feel like it"
3:28:42Because it was funny, and you laughed so it was WORTH:_aiaAIADMIRER:
3:28:45Just because :_aiaAIADMIRER:
3:28:50IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?!:_aiaPOG:
3:29:02Why's it gotta be an occasion?