1:01:20as a baby I fell on the floor
1:01:26do you even lift baby heads bro?
1:01:26Worse are streamer's headphone dents :face-blue-smiling:
1:01:28my head is long and elongated like a traffic cone. how did that happen?
1:01:28You can also tell if you spent enough time on your side by trying to touch both elbows to your belly button :^)
1:01:28Calling chat out for being neglected.
1:01:30wai a minute...eber has a 2D head does this mean she slept only on one side so much she became 2D?
1:01:33I'm technically adopted... so you're not wrong:_emberPlead:
1:01:39Who's that cute, slightly very unhinged, chibi on my screen? :pleading_face:
1:01:41thats SURELY not fun, Eberrr
1:01:50I can’t believe used this fact to tell chat that their parents didn’t love them
1:01:51Cone heads :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1:01:56And Kindling love!:_emberHeart:
1:01:57What about alcohol baby syndrome Ember???
1:01:58My parents let me loose in the wild to fight a bears when I was 5 months old. Said it would build character.
1:02:02the huns would deliberately shape their kids' heads with wooden boards
1:02:03What if someone has a non euclidean shaped head?
1:02:04me eating the last traffic cone "we outta traffic cones"
1:02:16you misheard, not bald, "ball" :basket:
1:02:17That’s fucked up, Ember! Lmao
1:02:21she has the perfect dome for Baldber:_emberPlead:
1:02:21when i was a baby my parents took photos of me, measured my weight and length and all of that stopped when i got a sister