3:53:57I'd be like "so you stole them"
3:54:04Imagine they actually start reading that off of a piece of paper, lol
3:54:06That's why you got to put your own flavor on it.
3:54:08:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
3:54:14:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
3:54:15:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
3:54:21"I dunno bro, that ain't me."
3:54:23:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
3:54:25the real answer? "i dunno man i just work here"
3:54:26just sounds like an automated response lol
3:54:27:_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug::_pippaSmug:
3:54:28yeah it's for legal protection
3:54:29asked cleverbot to come up with those responses
3:54:29What kinda canned, inhuman corposlop is this shit?!
3:54:32gonna print these out and tape them next to the cash register
3:54:32Pippa it gets worse in part 2
3:54:34hey gemini clickity clickity click
3:54:35We admit to nothing and you can't prove we did it!
3:54:37thats how corporate works...
3:54:38Those would work on nobody but corpos in their own circle (probably)
3:54:41Wasn't that your advice? Ignore?
3:54:42These corporate types don't live in the real world.
3:54:45Yeah they haven't informed me